Wow! I’ve seen some odd fetishes in my time, but when a front-end loader can strip a woman quicker than I can… that’s just not right.

A recent study surveying motorists on road rage lists Miami, not Boston, as the city with the most road rage incidents. Here’s the top 10:

1. Miami
2. New York
3. Boston
4. Los Angeles
5. Washington, D.C.
6. Phoenix
7. Chicago
8. Sacramento, Calif.
9. Philadelphia
10. San Francisco

The reasons most often cited for the cause of road rage? Cell phones, eating, trucker bombs and road head… not necessarily in that order.

John Mayer; crooning musician, comedian, pimp. While I understand that chicks dig rock stars, John Mayer has been able to land some seriously impressive groupies including Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly (Friday Night Lights) and now Jennifer Aniston.

If he keeps this run going, he’ll be in the Live Manly Hall of Fame in no time. Hell, who am I kidding. This guy was born into the HoF.

Asdrubal Cabrera joined an elite list of MLB players last night when he turned just the 14th unassisted triple play in the MLB history.

Since the MLB is Hitler-like in its guarding of video content and doesn’t let you embed it, here’s an old fashioned link to the triple play video.

Eh, not that funny, but I’ll join the GTA hype machine:

According to Wired Magazine:

“A 5′8″ beau can score as many dates as a 6′ gent if he makes $146,000 more a year. And the ladies are equally attracted to 5′2″ men who make $277,000 more than Mr. Lanky.”

That means Gary Colman (4′ 8″) would have to clear $2 million to date the same girl as the average 6 footer. So if Tom Brady (6′ 4″, $6mm salary + endorsements) dumps Giselle Bundchen, she could be Gary’s for as little as $75 million per year.

If this was real, I’d totally vote for McCain. Actually, I think someone should write a Rambo-esque screenplay starring McCain and call it “McCain”. I’d vote for that!

PS. In case you missed it, I’m now hooked on Onion Video.

People Magazine’s World’s Most Beautiful People tops out with Kate Hudson–a choice I can really get behind. The rest of the top 10 (with an average age in the mid 30’s!) is a little harder to digest:

1. Kate Hudson
2. Salma Hayek (Passed her prime… in 1999)
3. Mary J. Blige (#3! Seriously?)
4. Rumer Willis (Demi and Bruce do good work)
5. Sarah Silverman (um, this is wrong)
6. Christina Applegate (the 90’s called, they want their sex symbol back)
7. Eva Longoria & Tony Parker (individually, they’re hideous…)
8. Isla Fisher (Wedding Crashers!)
9. Amanda Beard (putting the “man” in Amanda)
10. The Gossip Girl Cast (weak… grow a pair and single the ugly ones out)

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Empire, a British movie magazine, has identified the 50 Greatest TV Shows of All Time. Even ignoring the UK bias, this list is obviously lacking. Notably missing: Anything from the 80’s (A-Team, Fall Guy, Knight Rider, DUKES!, etc), MASH, Married with Children, Law & Order, Rescue Me, Anything made before 1980.

50. Quantum Leap
49. Prison Break
48. Veronica Mars (what!?)
47. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
46. Sex and the City
45. Farscape
44. Cracker (UK)
43. Star Trek (should be higher)
42. Only Fools And Horses (UK)
41. Band of Brothers
40. Life On Mars (UK?)
39. Monty Python’s Flying Circus (UK)
38. Curb Your Enthusiasm
37. Star Trek: The Next Generation (at least they got the Star Treks in the right order)
36. Father Ted (UK)
35. Alias
34. Frasier
33. CSI
32. Babylon 5 (better than all of the Treks? Seriously?)
31. Deadwood (shame this got canceled)
30. Dexter (Its been on for like 4 episodes and is already top 30…?)
29. ER
28. Fawlty Towers (UK)
27. Six Feet Under
26. Red Dwarf (UK)
25. Futurama
24. Twin Peaks
23. The Office (UK Version)
22. The Shield
21. Angel (Ugh)
20. Blackadder (UK)
19. Scrubs (Not bad)
18. Arrested Development (mmm… Portia de Rossi)
17. South Park
16. Doctor Who (UK)
15. Heroes
14. Firefly
13. Battlestar Galactica
12. Family Guy
11. Seinfeld (ouch, not in the top 10?)
10. Spaced (UK, this better have been good to be top 10)
09. The X-Files (behind Lost?)
08. The Wire
07. Friends
06. 24
05. Lost (obviously, the makers of this list were born after 1990)
04. The West Wing
03. The Sopranos
02. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (LOL!)
01. The Simpsons (At least they got something right)